tumblr, when i go to tumblr, i want to see tumblr, not twitter, what the fuck is this

10001gecs:

mas0nalexander:

10001gecs:

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

creepymutelilbugger:

I am fucking coming. i am ON MY WAY

radiation:

and the LAMP OIL’s red glare, the BOMBS bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that our KING was still there

apas-95:

jonnywaistcoat:

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.

larkspirereads:

fembutchboygirl:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

robotics5:

chassdraws:

theunfairfolk:

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

Daddy Electric is Bill Nye’s cousin

I want this to be real I want it to be real so badly

Well If you just donate to my kickstarstfhsujfmsnckd hblb fnvlcb m

Poor dear… Walked right into an electric daddy

greelin:

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

quinnyil:

Wanderer x Lumine ☂️✨ Unofficial Fanbook now on Gumroad!

Wanderer x Lumine ☂️✨
Doujinshi digital ver now on Gumroad! CN / EN translations💕😊

Gumroad Link ✨

getvalentined:

So tumblr has started putting this little banner at the top of posts from new accounts, and honestly I kinda dig it. I’ve seen a lot of people get absolutely eviscerated for doing something that was perfectly normal on their previous platform but a huge faux pas here, and I think this little banner will go a long way to mitigating that.

Editing to add: DO NOT BE SHITTY TO PEOPLE WITH THIS BANNER I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY’RE TRYING TO BE NICE YOU BE NICE BACK OR SO HELP ME

s8riel:

rashemibabe:

memeclassheroes:

Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?